Only In Japan ....... (Again)

Discussion in 'Japan' started by Nozawaman, Nov 14, 2015.

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    Nozawaman

    Nozawaman Addicted Member Season Pass Gold

     
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    Born2ski

    Born2ski Part of the Furniture

    I'm going for a drive. ;)
     
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    Angus_McCrory

    Angus_McCrory Old And Crusty

    Right....... glad I'm going to Japan this year.............
     
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    Budgiesmuggler

    Budgiesmuggler Dedicated Member Season Pass Gold

    Why's the bloke wearing a stocking on his head?
     
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    skichanger

    skichanger Dedicated Member Season Pass Gold

    Ok should have had a warning about looking at this thread.
     
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    Sandy

    Sandy Dark Sith Lord of the Pool Room Moderator Season Pass Gold

    The test took a while to set up, because they had to find a D-cup first.....
    :out:
     
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    Dumph

    Dumph Active Member

    Science
     
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    skifree

    skifree Part of the Furniture Moderator Season Pass Gold

    Hmmm... Must do some empirical testing to see if I can replicate their results.
     
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    skifree

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    And maybe a twin study.
     
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    skifree

    skifree Part of the Furniture Moderator Season Pass Gold

    And what speed for breasts with implants?

    So much work to do in this field.
     
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    qwill

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    The title wasn't enough warning?
     
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    skichanger

    skichanger Dedicated Member Season Pass Gold

    No because there are lots of things that are only in Japan that are not...............shall we say titillating as the most appropriate word I could think of atm.
     
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    Nozawaman

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    Surely the grab would have alerted you ?
     
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    Normo

    Normo Dedicated Member Season Pass Gold

    I knew they'd have the Nipp on...........:D
     
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    qwill

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    Mate this is ski.com.au. all threads should be approached with caution
     
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    Born2ski

    Born2ski Part of the Furniture

    They did cover the nipples, which is an important rule in this forum.
     
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    Nozawaman

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    Is it ok to say nipple ????
     
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    Angus_McCrory

    Angus_McCrory Old And Crusty

    He said nipple :eek:
     
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    skichanger

    skichanger Dedicated Member Season Pass Gold

    Guys you will be giving @JoeKing a heart attack.
     
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    JoeKing

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    Beerman

    Beerman Dedicated Member Season Pass Silver

    Talking crazy and Japan, does anyone know what this sign is supposed to mean. I took the photo in 2012 in Suzuka in our hotel. It was taken in the communal area, next to the vending machine, laundry, lounge etc.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Sandy

    Sandy Dark Sith Lord of the Pool Room Moderator Season Pass Gold

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    skichanger

    skichanger Dedicated Member Season Pass Gold

    Were there masage chairs? That is what it looks like to me. My boys and their friends have great fun with them :eek: when we go to Joshin. Not giving any further details but it is in a shop and I completeley disown them at the time.
     
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    skichanger

    skichanger Dedicated Member Season Pass Gold

    hhmmm we know what you are thinking!
     
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    Sandy

    Sandy Dark Sith Lord of the Pool Room Moderator Season Pass Gold

    that's why he posted it.... ;)
     
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    Donza

    Donza Pool Room

    Stiff..












    Arm?
     
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    Ramenman

    Ramenman Well-Known Member

    It's for horny men, I guess:p
     
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    Donza

    Donza Pool Room

    No.... that would be coming out of his head....
     
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    skichanger

    skichanger Dedicated Member Season Pass Gold

    Yah know sometimes I don't learn from experience :headbang:
     
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    M_G

    M_G Dedicated Member Season Pass Gold

    You don't want to see the sign for the female side. :whistle::nerd:
     
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    Beerman

    Beerman Dedicated Member Season Pass Silver

    Might have been a massage chair around, but like i said it was a communal area. Still got me guessing.
     
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    skifree

    skifree Part of the Furniture Moderator Season Pass Gold

    It means a reading (you know, like books & newspapers) zone.
     
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    andrew7

    andrew7 Active Member

    What did I just watch????
     
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    andrew7

    andrew7 Active Member

    hilarious tho
     
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    skichanger

    skichanger Dedicated Member Season Pass Gold

    I said earlier that this thread should have come with a warning. I am feeling less dumb now. :thumbs: Thank you.

    Still have not learnt though. More :headbang: or maybe it should be :doh:
     
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    skichanger

    skichanger Dedicated Member Season Pass Gold

    mmm maybe not!
     
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    rime noreason

    rime noreason Dedicated Member

    :eek: !!

    So if you drive at 37 mph and stick your head out the window, is that going to feel like motorboating??


    (Until you drive passed a tree, tunnel wall or oncoming truck...... LOL )
     
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    rime noreason

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    Sandy

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    markopolo

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    LMB

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    That chocolate slice thing is just wrong!!

    As a lover of chocolate (not that I've actually eaten any in MONTHS!) chocolate in almost any form is good...but if you were going to make a sandwich then use Nutella. A slice of that on bread would be so dry!
     
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    Nozawaman

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    If you like chocolate ....... I knocked these up today Cherry Ripe Macaroons with 70% cocoa chocolate . There is chocolate on the bottoms also.

    [​IMG]
     
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    skichanger

    skichanger Dedicated Member Season Pass Gold

    They look like these but without the condensed milk. Funny how similar things show up at the same time in different places. Will now be looking for condensed milk but could just as easily make them without.
     
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    Ramenman

    Ramenman Well-Known Member

    Speaking of chocolates, I think Japanese cheap chocolates are the best, I mean Japanese 100 Yen to 200 Yen chocolates. Whenever I flew between Australia and Japan, I used to buy luxury chocolates like Godiva for my family at the international airports, but they are not that tasty, they are just expensive:p.
     
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    ojisan

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    I posted this in a thread a few years back, but its worthy of another posting here... only in Japan do they not get anyone to proof read the English translation.
    I stayed here one year in Hakuba

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    M_G

    M_G Dedicated Member Season Pass Gold

    And almost time for the NY sales

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    ojisan

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    Sandy

    Sandy Dark Sith Lord of the Pool Room Moderator Season Pass Gold

    ROFL
    Where is that?
     
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    M_G

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    Sandy

    Sandy Dark Sith Lord of the Pool Room Moderator Season Pass Gold

    Pretty much everywhere in the world if you calculate your BMI(body mass index), the overweight range starts at 25, and obese starts at 30.

    In Japan, however, overweight starts at 23, and obese at 25!!!! So if you're 180cm, and 81kg in Japan, you're obese!!! LOL

    Or for example, if you're 160cm and 64kg, you're obese!!!

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