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The most beautiful woman in the world
#645156 - 16/04/09 08:33 am
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My gf asked me the other day, who is your free pass?
"Free pass, what is ziss free pass," sayeth I, in my most excellent Francophilic accent.
"You know, the one you get to smash if you meet her out."
This was super tough and I got the list down to
Beckinsale
Connelly
Theron
Deneuve
Beart
Miranda K
Jolie
Sophie whatsherface the frenchy is hot too
So is whats her name the Italian from the Matrix....I forget her name, famous but.
And couldn't chop it further.
So I had to go with
Theron
Beckinsale
Connelly
That makes for interesting convo. So, a better test is, who are your top 3 free-passes. (This gives the girls a chance to post some lacivious photos). None of Orlanda, he's a nancy boy. Funny story: my ex's bro who is a loose cannon, is a pushy, and was stopped on King / Bourke not long ago and saw Bloom at the lights. He points at him, gives him a single nod (you have to see how he does this to fully appreciate the humour) and goes, "Hey, ah, aren't you Miranda Kerr's boyfriend?"
Silent nod.
"Hmph."
Hahahah.
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#645164 - 16/04/09 08:38 am
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that bra makes her boobies look like slices of watermelon!
and the problem is?
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#645213 - 16/04/09 09:17 am
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My gf asked me the other day, who is your free pass?
"Free pass, what is ziss free pass," sayeth I, in my most excellent Francophilic accent.
"You know, the one you get to smash if you meet her out."
This was super tough and I got the list down to
Beckinsale
Connelly
Theron
Deneuve
Beart
Miranda K
Jolie
Sophie whatsherface the frenchy is hot too
So is whats her name the Italian from the Matrix....I forget her name, famous but.
And couldn't chop it further.
So I had to go with
Theron
Beckinsale
Connelly
That makes for interesting convo. So, a better test is, who are your top 3 free-passes. (This gives the girls a chance to post some lacivious photos). None of Orlanda, he's a nancy boy. Funny story: my ex's bro who is a loose cannon, is a pushy, and was stopped on King / Bourke not long ago and saw Bloom at the lights. He points at him, gives him a single nod (you have to see how he does this to fully appreciate the humour) and goes, "Hey, ah, aren't you Miranda Kerr's boyfriend?"
Silent nod.
"Hmph."
Hahahah.
haha atleast he got some kind of a response.
I have had that talk with my +1 a coupla times. She knows my number one pick would be Jessica Alba. But she questioned it recently and said "oh no you can't she has a kid now". I said all she does now is fall into the milf category 
I would also put on the list of 3 Jessica Biele and the french news reader Melissa.
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#645278 - 16/04/09 09:51 am
Re: The most beautiful woman in the world
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What do you call a 3 legged Donkey? .......... A Wonkey !!!!
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is she the Bond Girl from "The World Is Not Enough" ?
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#645279 - 16/04/09 09:53 am
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If I was a bloke *yeah yeah shuddup*, my type would be Sophie Marceau.
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#645282 - 16/04/09 09:53 am
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yep
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#645290 - 16/04/09 09:58 am
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<giggles at the joke FW doesn't realise she just made>
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#645296 - 16/04/09 10:02 am
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<giggles at the joke FW doesn't realise she just made>
At least you gave me credit by calling me a "she"
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#645300 - 16/04/09 10:04 am
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It's your claim.
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#645308 - 16/04/09 10:10 am
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Not mine.
My boobies n beaver have been with me since birth.
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#645321 - 16/04/09 10:18 am
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Sophie Marceau is awesome. She was also in Braveheart.
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#645345 - 16/04/09 10:34 am
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I don't think she's all that and a bag of chips. Not sure what it is about her though, maybe her hair?
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#645357 - 16/04/09 10:41 am
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Not mine. My boobies n beaver have been with me since birth.
Quick clarification please: Are you saying you're not claiming to be female, but the physical evidence points that way? I'm a little disturbed that you appear to be disowning the claim to be female.
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#645359 - 16/04/09 10:42 am
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I don't think she's all that and a bag of chips. Not sure what it is about her though, maybe her hair?
did you walk under a rock ledge over the weekend?
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#645361 - 16/04/09 10:44 am
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Not mine. My boobies n beaver have been with me since birth. Quick clarification please: Are you saying you're not claiming to be female, but the physical evidence points that way? I'm a little disturbed that you appear to be disowning the claim to be female.
You've lost me.
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#645370 - 16/04/09 10:50 am
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CW: It's your claim [to be female].
FW: Not mine.
Looks like disowning the claim to be female to me.
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#645372 - 16/04/09 10:54 am
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But I am female.
I'm not disowning it.
I shut any naysayers down, with that supository.
Looks like the disowning claim to be female is a figment of your imagination.
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#645375 - 16/04/09 10:56 am
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So I had to go with
Theron
Beckinsale
Connelly
That makes for interesting convo. So, a better test is, who are your top 3 free-passes. (This gives the girls a chance to post some lacivious photos). None of Orlanda, he's a nancy boy.
adam sandler
jack black
chris pontius
i've never been one to go for drop dead gorgeous. i'ld rather have a laugh 
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#645382 - 16/04/09 11:00 am
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...i've never been one to go for drop dead gorgeous. i'ld rather have a laugh and paper bag it at best:)
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#645391 - 16/04/09 11:05 am
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...i've never been one to go for drop dead gorgeous. i'ld rather have a laugh and paper bag it at best:)
ok, jack black doesn't have a great bod, but i think he has a nice face...and you can't say there is anything wrong with adam sandler or chris pontius???
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#645392 - 16/04/09 11:08 am
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veruca, get off the battery operated device, it's confusing your judgement...
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#645394 - 16/04/09 11:09 am
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What do you call a 3 legged Donkey? .......... A Wonkey !!!!
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...i've never been one to go for drop dead gorgeous. i'ld rather have a laugh and paper bag it at best:) ok, jack black doesn't have a great bod, but i think he has a nice face...and you can't say there is anything wrong with adam sandler or chris pontius??? 
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#645395 - 16/04/09 11:09 am
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I'm just saying, Sophie Marceau probably isn't in my top 50.
Hmmm, my 3 freebies... I'll go with
Beckinsale
Miranda Kerr
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Rachel McAdams (best smile in the world) - narrowly beating out Beyonce, Reese Witherspoon and Isla/Lindsay Lohan for the redhead factor.
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#645396 - 16/04/09 11:10 am
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OH. Belluci, Monica
And Olga K from Bond. OMG.
Beile and Alba also way hot
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